Who am I... As God would say, "I am that I am!", nothing more, but plenty less!
Body Type: Dispickable
Height: Does it matter, no matter how high I aim, always someone else ta kick me back down!
Age: I feel like 100 years old most of the time, and thats on my good days!
Diseases and other gifts from God: Paradontal, and hypothyroidism, usually they come in pairs, cause God can't just give you one, when he has so much to give away!
Only thing I got good going for me, is a microscope and a pair of tweezers, along with a few asian nudies! And I just fell in love with a Korean girl that won't give me the time of day!
Oouch! Don't have a job, the world treats you like a bum!
The End
My life is boring, your life is far more interesting...
okay, okay, you've talked me into it!
My lifelong favorite band is Depeche Mode! Long live David Gahan! My favorite female singer is Bjork, who I've been in love with all my life, and would gladly sell my soul to even the lowest bidder, just to plant my mouth between her legs, for such has been a lifelong fantasy...
However I feel the worst that my tongue shall fall off long before I am ever allowed to indulge myself in her beauty!
I love electric guitars, I play well enough to please me, yet bad enough to annoy everyone else, ditto for piano's...
I was once a crack head for about 7 months, 24/7, gave it up cold turkey and have been clean every since, but for the life of me, can't seem to put down a simple cigarette, no matter how hard I (do not) try!
Speaking of which, I just had a cigarette a few moments ago, and God, what a head rush I got, I havn't had a head rush that bad since that time that spanisih girl tried ta....
Want something done right do it yourself, unfortunately I still can't reach it!
As far as where I've been and what I've done, most stray dogs have had more exciting lives!
I hate noone that doesn't hate me, I hold no bad thoughts for any country or peoples other than Iisrael... As far as ruthlessness is concerned, but lucky for them I am powerless to induldge in any of my darker fantasies of being a man-god...
Now I just live my days trying to keep my brain from rejecting this reality my "government" has created for us all to struggle in!
Should we struggle in this life, and suffer, that we do the same in the next life?
Never been married, because ugly just doesn't sell as well now days, used ta be you could trick a woman into buying anything, but I've never even had a girlfriend, only been with two girls, a crack whore, who charged me double, and gave me a drug habit I had to get rid of, the other a married freak, who introduced her husband to me, as a friend, and the rest is history...
You spend life utterly lonely, with nothing left in your soul, after God has destroyed you from the inside out, leaving in its wake, rage and hatred for all that God loves, calling your brother, all those whose views are the same as your own...
Trying to keep sanity in an insane world is so far the hardest thing I've ever not been able to do!
That is a little about me! I told you it would be rarther boring!
Body Type: Dispickable
Height: Does it matter, no matter how high I aim, always someone else ta kick me back down!
Age: I feel like 100 years old most of the time, and thats on my good days!
Diseases and other gifts from God: Paradontal, and hypothyroidism, usually they come in pairs, cause God can't just give you one, when he has so much to give away!
Only thing I got good going for me, is a microscope and a pair of tweezers, along with a few asian nudies! And I just fell in love with a Korean girl that won't give me the time of day!
Oouch! Don't have a job, the world treats you like a bum!
The End
My life is boring, your life is far more interesting...
okay, okay, you've talked me into it!
My lifelong favorite band is Depeche Mode! Long live David Gahan! My favorite female singer is Bjork, who I've been in love with all my life, and would gladly sell my soul to even the lowest bidder, just to plant my mouth between her legs, for such has been a lifelong fantasy...
However I feel the worst that my tongue shall fall off long before I am ever allowed to indulge myself in her beauty!
I love electric guitars, I play well enough to please me, yet bad enough to annoy everyone else, ditto for piano's...
I was once a crack head for about 7 months, 24/7, gave it up cold turkey and have been clean every since, but for the life of me, can't seem to put down a simple cigarette, no matter how hard I (do not) try!
Speaking of which, I just had a cigarette a few moments ago, and God, what a head rush I got, I havn't had a head rush that bad since that time that spanisih girl tried ta....
Want something done right do it yourself, unfortunately I still can't reach it!
As far as where I've been and what I've done, most stray dogs have had more exciting lives!
I hate noone that doesn't hate me, I hold no bad thoughts for any country or peoples other than Iisrael... As far as ruthlessness is concerned, but lucky for them I am powerless to induldge in any of my darker fantasies of being a man-god...
Now I just live my days trying to keep my brain from rejecting this reality my "government" has created for us all to struggle in!
Should we struggle in this life, and suffer, that we do the same in the next life?
Never been married, because ugly just doesn't sell as well now days, used ta be you could trick a woman into buying anything, but I've never even had a girlfriend, only been with two girls, a crack whore, who charged me double, and gave me a drug habit I had to get rid of, the other a married freak, who introduced her husband to me, as a friend, and the rest is history...
You spend life utterly lonely, with nothing left in your soul, after God has destroyed you from the inside out, leaving in its wake, rage and hatred for all that God loves, calling your brother, all those whose views are the same as your own...
Trying to keep sanity in an insane world is so far the hardest thing I've ever not been able to do!
That is a little about me! I told you it would be rarther boring!
